Welcome to the World of Mariners,
Pirates, and the Eternal Sea.
You May Be a Pirate if…
- … You’ve ever been thrown out of a baseball game because you stole one of the bases and you weren’t even playing.
- … After you brush your teeth, you g-Arrgh-le with rum.
- … Your friends keep telling you to take a shower.
- … All your pets are parrots.
- … The Lone Ranger was your hero, but you liked his horse Silver even more.
- … You’re the only one in your neighborhood with the Jolly Roger flying from your flagpole.
- … You have a bumper sticker on your car that says, “My other car is a pirate ship.”
- … You spend all your free time listening to Kenney Chesney or Jimmy Buffett music.
- … Instead of a savings account, you bury all your money in the backyard.
- … Your only camera is a Cannon.
- … While everyone else is shaking their booty to the music, you start jingling the coins in your pocket.
- … Your favorite game as a kid was Hide and Sneak.
- … Your favorite instrument is the steal guitar.
- … You think a baby boomer is a small cannon.
- … You’re willing to pay an arm and a leg for a bottle of rum.
- … You have a dog named Rover.
- … You only watch movies rated Aaarrrrrgh.
- … At church you always sing, “Preys the Lord!”
- …When you got your ears pierced, you paid a buccaneer.
- … You’re a plumber and you keep asking your helper for your wench.
- … The only book you’ve ever read was Treasure Island.
- … Instead of wearing sunglasses, you wear an eye patch.
- … You think Jolly Ranchers are candies made just for pirates.
- You can’t understand why the woman in the supermarket slapped you in the face when you complimented her on her broadside.
- Your favorite blog is Pirates, Mariners, and the Eternal Sea.
How did you do? Less than five and you’re no pirate at all. Six to ten and you’ll be pillagin’ and plunderin’ in no time with a little more practice. Fifteen correct and you must have a pirate ship waiting to whisk you away. Twenty correct and you deserve the Golden Doubloon Award. Let me dig into my pirate’s chest. I think I have one in here somewhere. Oh, yeah! Here it is…
June 08 is World Ocean Day. Soon many of us will be gearing up for a nice vacation at our favorite beach or looking forward to a relaxing weekend at the shore, but June’s also a good time to reflect on what the sea means to us and what we can do to make it healthier. Here are a few things to consider over the next few days.
- Fourteen billion pounds of garbage ends up in the ocean every year. How much of that is yours? Recycling really does make a difference.
- Most of the protein humans consume comes from fish. What happens when pollution makes fish so sick they become inedible? And what becomes of us when we over fish and our oceans are void of life? It’s a problem we really can solve.
- Plastic in our oceans accounts for the deaths of more than a million sea birds and 100,000 sea mammals. Do you really want to be part of that problem?
- Deaths from shark bites average about seven to ten a year worldwide. In the U.S. alone, deaths from bee stings number around 53. Lightning kills about 9o people. Don’t believe the hype created by Hollywood movies.
- Because of the similarities between coral and human bones, coral is being used to repair bones. Kill off the coral reefs and you’re killing off a lot more than one of Mother Ocean’s precious nurseries, nurseries that harbor thousands of fish vital to our food chain.
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Last time we visited, ye took a little test to see how much ye really knew about us buccaneers. Did ye know enough to escape the gangplank or was ye swimming with the sharks. Think you’ll survive a second broadside from me cannons? Good luck, mates. Ten right answers and ye merit sailing with Blackbeard himself. Three wrong answers and anyone will know yer a landlubber fer sure and no mariner of the high seas.
- Piracy in the Caribbean ended when England ruthlessly hunted down pirates like Blackbeard and Captain Kidd. False. On September 05, 1717, the king actually offered a pardon for most pirates if they agreed to stop their nasty ways. Knowing the handwriting was on the wall, 300 pirates In Providence agreed, thus making it easier to hunt down those that remained.
- Pirates preferred tall ships with three masts and lots and lots of cannons. False. The overwhelming number of pirate ships weren’t close to the majestic ships portrayed in movies. Many pirates opted for smaller, lighter vessels that could move swiftly when chasing or being chased. Because large ships could not navigate shallow channels needed to dodge and hide, pirates preferred boats with shallow drafts.
- Except for a few isolated incidents in history, pirates were not a problem for mariners until the Golden Age of Piracy. False. A century before, Cheng I Sao ruled the South China Seas for years with as many as 300 ships. The Mediterranean Seas were infested with Corsairs for years, attacking ships and villages for booty and slaves. Both St. Patrick and Julius Caesar were kidnapped by pirates. Caesar told his captors he would be back to crucify them. He did just that.
- Pirates used the Jolly Roger to create a esprit de corps among themselves. False. Pirates used the Jolly Roger with trickery and intimidation, flying the same flag as a ship they targeted so as not to arouse suspicion. Then when they were on top of their prey, they raised the skull and crossbones, striking terror into the hearts of everyone on board.
- The only worthwhile booty for any self respecting pirate was gold or silver. False. While no one ever turned down these treasures, food, water, rum- especially rum, clothing, medicine, and other supplies were all valued.
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