Where did the beachcomber meet his bride? At the end of the isle
When I was a boy, The Dead Sea was only sick.
– George Burns
Why should you never tell jokes on the back of a ship?
Because that’s the stern part of the ship.
What did Captain Kidd say to the young wench at the bar?
I have my Aye on you.
Why were the pirates thrown out of the baseball park?
They kept trying to steal the bases.
What happens to sailors when they die?
They become members of the Ghost Guard.
What happened when Blackbeard’s beard caught on fire?
He became incensed.